The Horror Hotel

第6話 【Apply to the current target?】

"What’s the problem?" Lin Ze asked, his face showing suspicion.

The weasel stood with its hands on its hips, its small eyes flickering slightly.

"Hehe... do you think I look more like a human or a god?"

As the words fell, the air seemed to freeze, with no hint of movement or grace. Lin Ze's heart tightened.

"Ding!"

A mechanical system prompt sounded.

【Hint: Host has encountered the weasel requesting a title, please answer carefully!】

【Option 1: Answer 'human,' and the weasel’s cultivation will be lost, increasing the host's killing intent by +999.】

【Option 2: Answer 'god,' and the weasel’s power will increase significantly, with a heightened need to fill its stomach, increasing the host's consumption desire by +999.】

Lin Ze’s heart sank, plummeting into the abyss.

According to the system’s hints, either answer would make the weasel intent on killing him. Regardless of the answer, death was inevitable. The only difference was in the manner of death: being killed by the weasel or being devoured alive.

"How am I supposed to answer this?" Lin Ze bit his lip, his brain racing.

Seeing Lin Ze hesitating to speak, the weasel grew irritated, its small eyes shooting out a ghostly blue light, a chill passing through its gaze.

"Answer my question. Do I look like a human or a god?"

Lin Ze furrowed his brows, his gaze darting around, sweat forming in his palms, feeling momentarily at a loss.

This was definitely a death sentence!

The weasel’s brown eyes shot out icy cold rays, its legs standing straight as it walked towards Lin Ze, opening its blood-red mouth with sharp fangs gleaming menacingly.

"My patience is limited. If you don't speak, I’ll eat you!"

Lin Ze swallowed hard, licked his dry lips, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He said, "Sorry, I don't understand English!"

Before his crossing, Lin Ze was a high-achieving student proficient in eight foreign languages. Perhaps if he answered evasively, he might be able to muddle through!

The weasel’s mouth curved into a smile, seemingly expecting this. "Do you think I look like a person or a god?"

Lin Ze feigned confusion and replied, "すみません、私はあなたが何を言っているのか分かりません!" ("Sorry, I don’t understand what you’re saying!")

The weasel’s mouth curved into a slight arc, responding smoothly, "私は人間に似ていると思いますか、それとも神に似ていると思いますか?" ("Do you think I look like a human or a god?")

"This can be understood too?" Lin Ze’s heart trembled, gritting his teeth as he said, "Я не понимаю, о чем ты говоришь." ("I really don’t understand what you’re saying.")

The weasel grinned, "Ты считаешь меня человеком или богом?" ("Do you think I look like a person or a god?")

Lin Ze’s forehead was covered in cold sweat. He decided to unleash his trump card: "Üzgünüm, hala ne söylediğinizi anlamıyorum!" ("Sorry, I really don’t understand what you’re saying!")

The weasel snorted, its eyes narrowing dangerously, "Ne birine benziyorum, ne bir tanrı gibi?" ("Do I look like a human or a god?")

Lin Ze (ﾟ皿ﾟ)

What the hell?

Does this weasel even understand Aragonese?

Seeing Lin Ze’s confused expression, the weasel smugly said, "Hehe, to deal with clever humans like you in advance, I’ve studied 48 foreign languages..."

"Now, you should answer my question."

Lin Ze’s expression changed, trying to stay calm as he said, "This question should be considered from the perspectives of biology, physics, and ethics. Firstly, I believe a weasel shouldn’t speak, as that fits more with its animal identity. However, the relationship between the weasel and the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction falls under the general theory of relativity in multiplication tables. Therefore, I deduce that the weasel’s evolution aligns with the Pythagorean theorem. The views of looking like a human or a god have significant conflicts. You might disagree with my view, but we can also infer that after Newton was hit by an apple, he discovered reinforced concrete’s preference for sharks, leading to the Möbius strip dividing into two sides. We can also deduce that Siberia and the Three-Body video call mentioned Mickey Mouse should be according to F. Overall, this does not affect whether you look like a human or a god..."

The weasel was bewildered by Lin Ze’s long-winded explanation, feeling like he said a lot but nothing at all.

"So, do I look like a human or a god?" The weasel blinked, looking confused.

Lin Ze maintained a serious expression, "I’ve already answered your question. Do you need me to repeat it?"

"Are you mocking me?!"

Realizing he had been tricked, the weasel lost patience and lunged directly at Lin Ze.

"Ahh!"

Seeing the weasel’s murderous intent, Lin Ze took a deep breath and quickly shouted, "I see you as a long-haired, cute and charming, delicate and flexible, with measurements 83-57-83, height 158cm, perfectly developed in every part, and a white-haired beast-eared loli who enjoys trying various poses!"

...

At that moment, the surroundings were eerily silent, as if time had stopped. It was as if one action could shatter this stillness.

The weasel was stunned by Lin Ze’s sudden answer, as if struck by lightning, standing motionless in shock, its spirit in a daze. Then its body trembled and collapsed to the ground, its fluffy body emitting white smoke.

At that moment, the mysterious character card in Lin Ze’s hand began to glow.

【Hint: The appearance setting of a long-haired, cute and charming, delicate and flexible, with measurements 83-57-83, height 158cm, perfectly developed in every part, and a white-haired beast-eared loli has been completed!】

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